Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
| Author | : | |
| Rating | : | 4.36 (535 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 0743569954 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 326 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2016-03-06 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kindand probably best read on an empty stomach.. Jim Norton is a pervertin the truest sense of the word. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself
He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. . He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country, including on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman, and lives in New York City.
My muddah said, "Chip read dis book" so I did If you've read this book and haven't found it funny, then you sir are a fool. The way that Norton describes his experiences in his carrer and personal life, makes me feel better about being a fellow degenerate. Do yourself the favor, pay the ten bucks, read the book and finally come out to the fact that you along with Jimmy Norton enjoy some good 'ol fashion pud-pulling while gazing at a couple ladyboys and having the occasional "masseuse" drop a steamer below your chin for a few sheckles. LONG LIVE CHIP CHIPPASON. and a sweet huggable boy phill perrotti This Jim Norton fellah is an absolute geniusand a sweet huggable boy.. William Mitchell said Norton the artist, the comic, and the writer. Jim Norton shows the performance of a character from O & A with his own speciality of insults and slang. I went into the book exspecting it to have no basis other than sick jokes and perverted humor, which I did get, but it also had more substance than that. It also showed Lil' Jimmy's soft side and humanity. Which in a way, showed me that Jimmy was a great writer who could bring you into this story and at the same time, let you still be the person looking into the man. Great book and very, very, very funny. Don't read if you think anything about Fat
He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country, including on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman, and lives in New York City. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. About the AuthorJim Norton is an official member of CBS and XM satellite radio's Opie and Anthony Show and is best known f