You're a Vampire - That Sucks!: A Survival Guide
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| Rating | : | 4.58 (771 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 0399175881 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 160 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2015-03-20 |
| Language | : | English |
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Praise for You're a Vampire: That Sucks!“'Count' Domenick Dicce comes off as worldly and capable, offering hard-won wisdom to potentially undeserving vampire readers. It’s all good fun."—Vamped review"This is the perfect gift for the newly turned vampire in your life. This Transylvanian romp will have you giggling as it guides you through finding a decent meal, making fang-toothed friends, and avoiding wooden-stake-wielding psychopaths.”—Taylor Bayouth, author of How to Steal the Mona Lisa“You’re a Vampire: That Sucks! is prescribed for treatment of moder
A fun first person narrative that will "suck" you right in! How many liters of blood do I need to consume daily to survive for the first 100 years? Are wooden stakes, holy water, or garlic as bad as the movies make them out to be? Do I really need a coffin to catch some daytime Z's? As a newly turned vampire, I didn't know where to go for help, until now. "You're a Vampire That Sucks!" is more than a self-help book for the soul-searching 21'st century vampire; it's a fun, extremely well researched, intelligently written history of vampire mythology. Although I have seen just about every Hollywood . dragon lady said Too fun. With Halloween fast approaching, run, don’t walk to your nearest bookseller and grab a copy of “Count” Dicce’s thoroughly entertaining, tongue-in-cheek vampire survival guide. Unlike other survival guides which are geared toward ensuring humans make it through zombie attacks or worse, “Count” Dicce wants to ease the newly turned into their “life” as a vampire. Beginning with the vampire food pyramid, proper feeding techniques, vampire strengths and weaknesses, the guide goes on to explore ho. Quick, super fun and informative read! T. Lauren Really funny book! I liked the twist on the typical vampire novel. And it was awesome how in depth the research was. Definitively answered all of my vampiric questions. And now I know what to do, should I ever find myself "undead." Now only if I knew what to do if I got bitten by a werewolf. Sequel, maybe? :-)
He lives in California, and this is his first book. . “Count” Domenick Dicce is a writer, actor, and all-around creator of fun
Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isn’t the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls within their first few months as a nightwalker—tempting garlic-laced Italian food, silver jewelry, and anything with an SPF below 1,000 will have to go. As an answer to this tragic loss of undead life, “Count" Domenick Dicce has written the definitive how-to guide that just might save your pale, ice-cold skin. This helpful tome will cover everything from Vampire 101&md